Things Theo & Neo Have In Common!

  1. Rhyming names
  2. Couldn't tie shoelaces until like, 19
  3. Both homeschooled
  4. Alternate name would've been Mia!?
  5. Abandonment Issues :((( [Also both getting over it]
  6. Both feel like frauds who can't stick to anything we say D:
  7. Didn't want to be apart of the LGBT 'community' as younguns BECAUSE IT WAS LAME AND TRENDY
  8. Idly scroll to align like, files and shit!???? (we are autismbound)
  9. Love to hold multiple conversation points and threads at once :DDD
  10. Noses in on people's Discord profiles >:D
  11. Overly waxxy ears that require medical attention D:
  12. Uses the URL bar as a temporary notepad :D
  13. People get into colour arguments with us (where we're right) (always)
  14. Pull videos back to the beginning if interrupted after pausing
  15. Has to recite the whole alphabet to find the placement of a single letter in it
  16. Would flip the side that our thumbnail text was on every other video we uploaded to YouTube
  17. THIS GUY'S A BIG FAT PHONY!!
  18. Always thinks of The Incredibles "I've still got time" when discussing time
  19. Thinks of Ursula from Little Mermaid whenever hearing BODY LANGUAGE! HA!!
  20. Reads SAOP as "sAAoup"
  21. Wanted to be therapists when we were kids
  22. Like to yank on Lanyards to stim
  23. Doesn't like 20s year olds being parents
  24. Took too long to get into Bran Flakes, then it became a favourite cereal
  25. Would do the Master Hand idle animation with our hand
  26. Hate vignettes in YT thumbnails!?
  27. Never heard the word "natch" before 09/08/2024
  28. Not relying on a potentially faulty 'baseline' understanding of our 'inherent' knowledge and so googling basic concepts to better understand them
  29. Prefers Notepad++ to Word for the simplicity
  30. Loves Spying
  31. Does not love playing Spy in TF2
  32. Absurdly sentimental
  33. Doesn't want to say Neko's real name unless it's in rhyme with Theo's HAHAHA
  34. Eyes vulnerable to fire smoke
  35. Sees a reload button, MUST press it
  36. Scared of people with no internal monologue
  37. Scared of sleeping people
  38. Only ever find out about game jams AFTER they're finished (love them though)
  39. Baked Beans .
  40. Both forgot what Natch means (It means naturally)
  41. Both misread sentences substituting entire words wrongly
  42. Skips letters when writing by hand D:
  43. Irrational hatred of Will Ferrel
  44. Chops food with both hands on the blade in a funny way
  45. Doubles-up on the same words in sentences all the time (!?)
  46. Hates True Crime Shit
  47. Bad at estimating weeks and months
  48. Longstanding interest in psychology for character writing purposes
  49. Random Ginkyo leaf sightings!?
  50. Both confuse colours for a slightly lighter colour because they would look like that lighter colour in colour theory terms
  51. Powerscale characters from different franchises off of Vibes and Vibes alone
  52. Became cognisant of computer slowdown when ordering new PCs
  53. Both EXTREEEMELY Prideful people
  54. Both prideful as kids even when we knew we sucked HAHA
  55. Takes hoodie down off shoulders only when overheating
  56. NEEDS Zip Hoodies
  57. Intend on bringing stuff up and then forgetting it, only remembering when going to bed
  58. Gets an ear pain briefly once every 3/4 weeks??????
  59. Bad at apologising (prideful-asses)
  60. Petrified of trampoline edge springs
  61. Thinks Comic Sans is a Good Font
  62. Thought Rim World sounded like a Porn Thing
  63. NOSY NOSY NOSY
  64. Rewinds songs to the very beginning juuuust to be sure
  65. Like blonde hair the least on women (despite having a lot of blonde OCs)
  66. Always forgets Robert Pattinson's name???
  67. Tricycle Enjoyers
  68. Had to deal with a shitty HP Pavilion All-in-One PC replacing our proper computers for a while as kids??? HELLO???
  69. LOOOOVE CHEESECAKE
  70. HAVE to know the seconds on a clock!!
  71. LOVES DIG DUG GRAHHHH
  72. C-SECTION BABY??? (Surgically excavated)
  73. Keep bad people around to study them
  74. LOOOVE the feel of crochet needles and fidgeting with them
  75. Dislikes the word 'socketed'
  76. Bad with Japanese names
  77. Motivated best by spite
  78. Named our Big Traumas something dramatic (The Burning Down/)
  79. Get stress headaches
  80. Reads peoples' Spotify artist bios
  81. Don't like crafting campfires (in minecraft)
  82. Make hurt noise IRL when hurt in-game
  83. DESPISES smoking
  84. Finds Cheerios refreshing after a long time away
  85. Favourite season is Autumn
  86. Thinks Base 6 is COOL!
  87. Thought Glennview was Southeast of Chicago???
  88. Approximates Ex's abandoned OCs that were only used in the time we were dating them???? hello????
  89. Try to rest arm on top of chair despite it being too high
  90. Watched 2/3 episodes of One Punch Man and then gave up HAHAHA
  91. Both love Sonic :D
  92. Both love Megaman :D
  93. Both love Minecraft :D
  94. Both hate Black Cat :D

Jinx!!!

  1. Calling me Jesus Christ Superstar
  2. "Shoop Da Woop"
  3. Ponyo song in manly voice??
  4. "There's no one I'd rather be... Than Neko Master!"
  5. "Metal Man!"
  6. "... Unlike yourself!"
  7. "Lemon Raran"
  8. "We Added Dragon Fucking to Minecraft!"
  9. "Shene makes me think of Fly a little bit!"
  10. "... Really hyping this up!"
  11. "HUAH
  12. "AHHGGG!"
  13. "I just listened to Your Mom's clip again"
  14. "I guess that leaves the dick vulnerable though..."
  15. "I don't give a shit about Dungeon Meshi"
  16. "Now THAT'S a five year old!"
  17. "That was fucking cool!"
  18. "oooh the music is really good in the old one..."
  19. "WRONG!"
  20. "I'm (Neko) gooned in the head"
  21. "Bazongas..."
  22. "This is turning into a children's illustration"
  23. "This is me with Joi"
  24. "Well I (Neko) am in this call so of course it's gonna be hot in there"
  25. "Five Drives at Freeedyys~"
  26. "It's that thing girls get, right?"
  27. "... So it's more like skiing, but you know..."
  28. "Tails is like, orange!"
  29. "And STRAP ON!"
  30. "You/I should draw Neko and Jay as Pokemon trainers"
  31. "So you/I can hear you talk shit!"
  32. Scared to initiate a relationship out of fear of ruining a friendship
  33. "I mean... it's THERE, but..."
  34. "Audio Jungle."
  35. "Haha! You're/I'm not British."
  36. "Yes way..."
  37. "APPAULE, NO!!"
  38. "Lil cat noises :3"
  39. "That was a jumpscare and a half!"
  40. "These are not the Indian children you're looking for"
  41. "I love his giggle"
  42. "We should like, be in a relationship or something"
  43. "I'm/you're the mod!"
  44. "It makes me think of phlem..."
  45. "You look so comfy..."
  46. "... Which is really nice!"
  47. "You DO want to make him happy, right?"
  48. "Why.. Isn't it possible?"
  49. "There's a 9 in it"
  50. "Drawing of a cup of tea"
  51. "What's she gonna learn? What dresses she likes to wear?"
  52. "Wavy oceans?"
  53. "I'M DUMB :("
  54. "... Eh, whatever."
  55. "Exact... LEE!"
  56. "I think we should br-"
  57. "What are you, a queer?"
  58. "FO SHO"
  59. "You're a BUSY BOY!!"
  60. "I've read the bibble!"
  61. "SMMMOKIN!"
  62. "What have I become?"
  63. "Vegeta's thick as fuck, holy shit!"
  64. "So sussinct!"
  65. "... Also my hair too!"
  66. "Something' wrong with (you)"
  67. "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"
  68. "Your one feeling"
  69. "Quit mansplaining, dude"
  70. "That goes so HAAAARD!"
  71. "Maybe there are flank routes he can't go through because he's too wide"
  72. "In fact I should write that down here..."
  73. "That's not high-octane action"
  74. "It looks like he's in a spider-man suit"
  75. "Asshole... Literally"
  76. "I'm japing all over the place!"
  77. "NOT NICE!"
  78. "That's what they're always saying to Banner in the MCU"
  79. "We got there in the end"
  80. "This shoe DOES fit!"
  81. "I think it'd be cute if we did this together :3"
  82. "I'm surprised I don't already have that"
  83. "She's very Megan shaped..."
  84. "Okay, man."
  85. "Same brand of autism"
  86. "Light of God!"
  87. "TIME-O MACHINE"
  88. "Just like me, really."
  89. "Number 13..."
  90. "Fall from grace..."
  91. "LAVA LIMP"
  92. "TICKLE-O!!"
  93. "... That sounds like a gratuitous way to say a child's shat themselves."
  94. "Let it pass you/me"
  95. "Looks brown enough"
  96. "TOO inclusive..."
  97. "Now I'M your union jack comforter!"
  98. "Bruce Banner..."
  99. "Just horrible, awful, very cancellable thoughts!"
  100. "Dear Princess Terrestia..."
  101. "I'm gonna grind my bones into dust at this rate..."
  102. "Just like how I/Deemo would make my/their butt a vessel..."
  103. "SMMMOKIN!"
  104. "We'll restock tomorrow..."
  105. "A comments reading video with you would be so funny"
  106. "36 more subscribers, yay! :D"
  107. "I mean, for how many times things keep trying to evolve into them, yeah..."
  108. "Kratos and his bear son..."
  109. "Jeeze Thor-designers, get it together..."
  110. "GROOVY baby!"
  111. "It did not end up being small"
  112. "... That sounded so lewd out of context"
  113. "... Real shit sandwich there!"
  114. "... Mysterious~"
  115. "That's gonna leave a Mark...Iplier."
  116. "Just Picc-a-lo!"
  117. "Dick dick dick dick *dick dick dick dick* dick dick dick dick BALLS."
  118. "My shitsuation-"
  119. "His gay lil' pose..."
  120. "DND alignment chart of the flicks"
  121. "Approrpately wearing the same pink shirt..."
  122. "She has such lovely hair..."
  123. "Like first night, "oh, it rains"-"
  124. "Markiplier is too Asian to play Steve"
  125. "The Feelings are LITERALLY one note characters!!"
  126. "There's an eyelash in my eye"
  127. "...ALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHT!"
  128. "UH! ... Oh it's the collar."
  129. "Takes one to know/like one"
  130. "THAT WAS JUST A SCOOBY DOO LAUGH" - Jacob Special
  131. "Close enough."
  132. "Liquidity..."
  133. "This is how people who haven't watched Dragon Ball must feel about Dragon Ball discussion"
  134. "NOT THE GULAG!!!"
  135. "Dennis... Ball..."
  136. "HELLICOPTER HELLICOPTER!"
  137. "You should be."
  138. "My hands would cramp so fucking bad..."
  139. "I was thinking about how to say 'I love you' in a fraction"
  140. "If only someone had wrote a good Minecraft movie..."
  141. "She ain't gonna be that way forever~!"
  142. "Link... From the Legend of Zelda..."
  143. "Gayku"
  144. "Hi Shane."
  145. "Balls...?"
  146. "Icarus... 2!"
  147. "BALLS!!"
  148. "I... I'm kinda poptarted"
  149. "I really like how this thing renders clothing"
  150. "COOL!"
  151. "It's time to Shpinky this motherfucker/bastard"
  152. "MR Dan Da Dan?"
  153. "Why is he saying commanddeer?"
  154. "Cool! ... BALLS!"
  155. *Jolts down chair*
  156. "Hehe. Rackiator."
  157. "Wh--? Uh...?"
  158. "Victimmaxxing" ?????????? HOW
  159. "This feels like the digitial equivalent of the Swastika being co-opted by the Nazis"
  160. (Singing amazing grace!?)
  161. "[Explictive] You're a genius"
  162. "Look at his funny lil' trainers"
  163. "Hugh Laurie is so pretty..."
  164. "He has such a classic voice..."
  165. "AWH HELLLL NAW"
  166. "Jacob, that's it!" (Referring to Simon from the Chipmunks)
  167. "HAIRLINE!"
  168. "(Yawn)"
  169. "If she was skinny and blonde she'd be Peak/Epitome White Woman"
  170. "You/Me, circa 2014"
  171. "I'd say I respect it... But I don't"
  172. "Nah I'd win."
  173. "Okay non-binary emo."
  174. "what's the song that plays when vegeta dies on namek to frieza?"
  175. "I do really like Ginyu's voice btw"
  176. "As one does..."
  177. "She could be like a cookie like this"
  178. "(Bardock Dying gif)"
  179. "That's such a Loring thing of you to say"
  180. "(one of our nails is cut wrong and it's driving us insane all day???)
  181. "I'm just drawing with my mouse (Loring)"
  182. "Absolute cinema, if you will"
  183. "This is how you/I've gotta greet Joi in the future"
  184. ("MY DEW-DAPPLED AUSTRALIAN ROSE! IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! HAS THAT AWFUL SMELLY JACKASS HUSBAND OF YOURS DIED YET? :D")
  185. "I hate this guy's face so much" (5CG)
  186. "It's so funny... man."
  187. "The fridge was empty... She didn't get any beer"
  188. "Every day I learn just a little more how much I like you..."
  189. "She's got the American White Woman Curse..."
  190. "How I learned to (X) and Love the Bomb"
  191. "This one looks like they got a 15 year old from Tumblr to draw it"
  192. "Kinda dumb in the brain..."
  193. "Maybe just a smidgeon..."
  194. *Stomach problems on the night of the 13th of February 2025*
  195. "I ADDED DOODOO GARBAGE TO MINECRAFT!!"
  196. "Aw Crab!"
  197. "Hooly shit..."
  198. "I noticed!"
  199. "And I have... Emotionally!"
  200. "What you ASSED for"
  201. "I kinda wanna do/use that..."
  202. "I like the idea that this guy was like "Pheh..." When he wrote that down?"
  203. "Fuck him, they still exist in my heart!"
  204. "... Except maybe Morgan"
  205. "... And that's it!"
  206. "*Yawn*"
  207. "I like Nekomuculus"
  208. "He knows something you don't"
  209. "The-The-"
  210. "Don't say I never do anything for you"
  211. "I'm not watching anything with him again actually"
  212. "BARE WITNESS."
  213. "SONIC Mania!"
  214. "Bingo bongo!"
  215. "Who is orange!"
  216. "Well /I/ had foreSKIN!"